Cognoise chat

[Lynn]

This is almost as much fun as the chat room was!

[gshilpa24]

Yes Please ;

Request you to give us back the chat room.  Please do not block...   It helps a lot to resolve quick issues ...

[Grim]

What is this "chat" you speak of?

[Lynn]

Once upon a time there was a Chat menu option up where you see Home Help Search etc.

It was a place to goof around and have some fun, oh, and once in a while help someone who had a question.

Not sure why it went away but I miss Inco and Crispin at times

On the flip side, my productivity at work has improved

[Grim]

From the top of the page....

"News: February 7th, 2011 - COGNOiSe.com now has integrated chat rooms!"

Um....no it doesn't. 

Just sayin. 

[charon]

"On the flip side, my productivity at work has improved "

  thank god i am never productiv under any circumstances ever.

So, because im such a bad BI developer, i think the chat would be the best thing that could happen to me (downgrading the productivity level of my collegues to look better in the eyes of my boss)

 

[MFGF]

Rumour has it the chat room is still there if you know where to look. While the link to it has gone, there is a wardrobe door somewhere that allegedly still leads to the chat page with it's quaint, evocative trills and calming blue theme. Sadly, I wouldn't know for sure, as my login has been banned from chat since the very first day it went up. All the admins and moderators deny any knowledge of this ban with wide, innocent eyes and pitying shrugs, but I am convinced that a certain red-mohican-haired budding lyricist (high on caffeine) moderator is secretly sniggering away, delighted to have banned the muppet and got away scot-free!

If I had to guess, I would imagine the secret wardrobe was somewhere around these parts:

http://www.cognoise.com/chat/flashchat.php

Who knows, though? Not me, certainly. I'm banned. Forever, it seems. I'm not bitter and twisted, though. Not a bit. Nope.

[charon]

such a sad, twisted story mr.muppet 
you should write a book, which will be basic for a hollywood movoe for sure. main characters played by ..well...a muppet i guess 

[cognostechie]

A person who has everything straight in life must be having a darn boring life 

[MFGF]

If you had asked me a few days ago, I would have agreed completely!


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[cognostechie]

Why not now ?

[Lynn]

I suspect the distinction between Cognos Insight, Cognos Business Insight, and Cognos Consumer Insight has befuddled him beyond hope.

 

[cognostechie]

Good point ! and maybe Cognos Forum Insight has added to it too 

[MFGF]

I suspect the distinction between Cognos Insight, Cognos Business Insight, and Cognos Consumer Insight has befuddled him beyond hope.

 

The lady has a spookily uncanny ability to read my mind, it seems!! :-)

Sorry, just having a bad day. Normal muppet idiocy is now resumed. :-)

MF.


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[MFGF]

I suspect the distinction between Cognos Insight, Cognos Business Insight, and Cognos Consumer Insight has befuddled him beyond hope.

 

The lady has a spookily uncanny ability to read my mind, it seems!! :-)

Sorry, just having a bad day. Normal muppet idiocy is now resumed. :-)

MF.


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