Hey! I thought it was my job to be the grumpy old man round here. Mine!!! Mine!!! (oh darn, I got so agitated, my false teeth just fell out!)
Seriously, I do sympathise with your view on cryptic messages, but sometimes (not always!) this is more a result of English not being the poster's first language than any laziness, so I'm prepared to cut some slack on this (as long as I can decipher what's being said, that is!)
The main reason most of us hang around in here is to provide help to others who are either new or have specific issues they are struggling to overcome. Certainly in some instances, the answers can be very straightforward and easily found either in the documentation or elsewhere in the forums, but generally in those circumstances a gentle prod in the right direction is more helpful than a terse "RTFM".
Having said all that, nobody here is under any pressure to provide answers - it's all voluntary, so those posters saying "it's urgent" or "you must get back to me" should take note.
Just my tuppence (old money, note!)
MF.