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Offline 84gopi

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #30 on: 23 Oct 2015 02:15:31 am »
Hi,

Can any one send me the dumps for COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author.

I need to attend exam in 3 days and need to clear..so please help ASAP.

Thanks
Gopinath



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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #31 on: 23 Oct 2015 04:22:30 am »
Hi,

Can any one send me the dumps for COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author.

I need to attend exam in 3 days and need to clear..so please help ASAP.

Thanks
Gopinath

Hi,

Actually I can do something much more useful. I'm sending you a three-day ban from Cognoise for breaching the forum rules in making this request, and for blatantly attempting to cheat to attain certification. Many folks on this forum have worked and studied hard and passed the test legitimately, and people who pass by cheating in the way you are attempting to here devalue this. If you saw a post saying "can anyone tell me where to get lock picks and pry bars - I want to go and steal someone's TV", I imagine you would be appalled. We are just as appalled by your post here - in fact it is not so dissimilar. Is it right to steal someone's TV, or should you work hard, earn the money you need, and buy one legitimately? Is it right to cheat to attain your certification, or should you work hard, gain the knowledge and experience you need, and pass the test legitimately?

After three days you will be able to log in to Cognoise again when your ban expires. Hopefully you will have learned a valuable lesson. Any subsequent requests for exam dumps will result in a permanent ban next time.

MF.
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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #32 on: 23 Oct 2015 08:40:24 am »
You'd think he would have at least read through the prior posts and taken the hint. Amazing.

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #33 on: 23 Oct 2015 08:48:55 am »
Maybe we can report these people to the NITT police  :)

http://www.cognoise.com/index.php/topic,29221.0.html

I also think that anyone banned from Cognoise, or those repeatedly breaching Forum Etiquette, should be forced to watch some horrible video before entering the site. I'm thinking perhaps a Taylor Swift video or that commercial with the "I need a Balti" jingle.

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #34 on: 23 Oct 2015 09:00:19 am »
I also think that anyone banned from Cognoise, or those repeatedly breaching Forum Etiquette, should be forced to watch some horrible video before entering the site. I'm thinking perhaps ... that commercial with the "I need a Balti" jingle.

Oh my. Now look what you made me find! This will be in my head all afternoon!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYck8dc5PrE

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #35 on: 23 Oct 2015 09:33:34 am »
Maybe we can report these people to the NITT police  :)

Done! :)
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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #36 on: 23 Oct 2015 03:35:32 pm »
I think this is certainly one of, if not THE funniest thread I have seen in Cognoise.

A great way to end the week. :)

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #37 on: 23 Oct 2015 04:52:02 pm »
I was going to say that too. I would actually want more forum members and more posts like this , it's good for my entertainment  ;)

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #38 on: 11 Nov 2015 11:11:21 am »
It is possible to pre-order the COG-612 exam and go through free simulation Q&A here Oh! it vanished. The link has evaporated. Oh well, at least some good has come of it - IBM now know about it and can take action, and other people coming here to look for dumps will see it is not worth it anyway because IBM will find out using their super new NITT detection model, then remove the person's certifications and ban them from re-sitting for a good long while.
« Last Edit: 12 Nov 2015 02:44:21 am by MFGF »

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Re: Test COG-612: IBM Cognos 10 BI Author
« Reply #39 on: 12 Nov 2015 02:00:10 am »
It is possible to pre-order the COG-612 exam and go through free simulation Q&A here ****deleted****

Lucky for this guy I'm not a moderator 'cuz I'd have banned him to the far corners of the solar system by now.

Dear Mods, I think you should at least edit his post to remove the link.